Justin Bieber Can Sell Ice to Teenage Female Eskimos

Summary: As you may or may not know, fancy-coiffed Canadian teenybopper pop/R&B sensation Justin Bieber recently appeared in a television spot serving as the announcement for the forthcoming release of his own line of perfume (ingeniously) named “Someday.” And, as you can probably surmise, “Someday” will make a kajillion bucks.